Hypocrisy is reserved for the elite!

What’s this Brexit shit? Theresa who? Did she fuck a pig too? This is what happens when you choose to remove as much news and current events as possible. I get my news from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, and my dear friend SDC who seems to cherry-pick the strangest stories to repost. (I appreciate it, truly!) It does indeed seem that the idiots have taken over, as NOFX forsaw a few years ago.  Those in charge of the UK have a fair bit of explaining to do, when I open my eyes and look at the chaos in detail. Etonian asshats and political prissies pretending to be doing their best for the common people, whilst stuffing bundles of twenty point notes down their pants and wondering if the lackeys will be able to carry all that bullion in one trip or if they’ll have to split it into several runs.


Having a link in my sidebar exclaiming “Stalk Me!” is perhaps a tad irresponsible. Sockpuppet accounts are easy to create and populate with content, in fact, my main account IS THE SOCK – at least until I get that pesky deed poll thing done! Tonight I had the pleasure of a female-presenting account who wanted to pry apart the reasons I now have what we think is PTSD from being isolated from friends and family, raped often and emotionally battered to the edge of suicide. We spent 35 minutes chatting, my angle being that I could NOT be arsed thinking about my ex, and her angle being how people can change, show remorse, would I ever speak to him again?


No, why the HELL would I?


I’ll compile the various horror stories one day. I have truly lived la vida loca, not just in Welshpool but hell, I’ve lived a lot of life in a relatively short amount of time. My main worry, however, is how to compress all of this into two hours or less for the movie adaptation…

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Independent Cam Girl – The Dream

It’s been the dream of mine to go independent for a while, and my poor little webcam has finally died through blatant constant abuse – obviously it’d be wicked to go full HD but we’ll see. If you wish to donate via paypal you are buying me some new tech (and groceries) and if you wish to donate bitcoins I’d LOVE that! Really excited by the possibilities of cryptocurrencies – last year I had 11p in this account and it’s now worth 57p at the current rate – imagine if i’d have been able to invest a few hundred quid?! The market will crash again soon no doubt but… wow!

coinbase wallet for bitcoin donations

coinbase wallet for bitcoin donations – copy/pastable version below!



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Great News!

After a quick chat with the lovely Daz from Planet-Rave.com, he has given me permission to use mixes on his website as background music for whilst I’m live on air. Expect lots of silly bouncing and giggling!

In addition, I hope to take DJ Colon’s Hydrotherapy sessions back to their original roots, when I’d listen to mixes on his Soundcloud to help me relax on a Sunday afternoon after overdoing it all weekend. Hydrotherapy is now the kick-off show at 6pm for Drum n Bass Wednesdays, usually followed by DJ Pixel at 8pm and Dj Method at 10. In fact, Mr Pixel has a brand new album out which I shall reveal the link to very soon!

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Miss A or Busy B? Who knows!

Yes, my friends (and minions), I am truly up to my eyes in opportunities at the moment! As well as photoshoots lining themselves up faster than I can buy new outfits, I am currently looking for a new place to call my palace, incorporating room for both my personal accommodation and a good workspace to carry on developing my artistic skills. Hopefully I will also be able to fit a nice studio area out so that we can have some nice face to face chats – maybe even a bit of room to dance! (fingers crossed!)

Also in the works (should all go to plan!) will be the full unveiling of my Azurite Industries concept, where my art will be available to purchase in a myriad of formats – I am currently considering various different projects including textiles, fashion accessories, my old obsession, of course, hair extensions, weaves, wigs, full on hair sculptures will still be available and custom projects welcomed with open arms. Of course, you will be able to also purchase my art as… well, art. To stick on the walls of course! :)

Of course it’s at times like these when my poor old s4 decides to fold in on itself – apologies to my fans on snapchat, I shall attempt to return as quickly as I can!

Amongst all this madness, I am attempting to get out and about to as many local socials as possible, plus I still would very much like to collaborate with other artists – local or otherwise – on some projects! So if you have an idea that you would like to work on with me, PLEASE get in touch and pitch me your plans, then let’s make it happen and make it available to the public… and maybe make a profit, or maybe even NOT! Some things are too important to have a value placed on them :) However, others simply demand to be spoiled and showered with cash.

Which category would you think Miss A belongs in? Careful now! 😉

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